I WANT TO BE JULIA ROBERTS

I want to make my  personal TWITTER account, and during the first year  I don't write nothing. 200.000 people start to follow me. Then I write "YES", to show  to the people that I am a  positive person.500.000 people start to follow me. Then I write "NO" to show to the people that sometimes I have bad days and I am sad. 2.000.000 starts to follow me. Then I write "YES, I CAN", to show to the people that I can write and I have great ideas. 10.000.000 people start to follow me. Then I write "YES, WE CAN"to show to the people , that I am part of them and we have the same future. 50.000.000 start to follow me. Then I put an advert in TWITTER : YOU FOLLOW, YOU PAY and  I start to take care of the  third world's children's hopeless economical and educational  situation.Then I fly in first class to India and travel it around , living in Shangri-La hotels and studying the poverty situation in this big country. After one month, I fly to Tahiti to relax due to  this exhausting investigation period, and in front of local TV cameras, at  the prime time, I donate 1000 T-shirts to a  public school with my logo " YOU FOLLOW, YOU PAY". Then I look myself in the mirror ,what a pity, I am not a "PRETTY WOMAN".

IMP'S FATHER