SIBERIAN UNIVERSITY'S GENETIC FACULTY MOVES TO VENDETTA

Siberian University's Rector PhD Silvio Parmaggiano and Parasite Islands' Prime Minister, Mr. Aron Swindlersohn undersigned a long term scientific co-operation contract to start genetic studies with the islands' endemic and rare, baby-chimpanzee race (Pan minutus). It is smaller than the African Bonobo chimpanzee (Pan paniscus) and weighs between 15-25 kg. The average chimpanzee(Pan troglodytes) shares  with us (humans) about 97 % of the genes, but this ape  race comes up to 99%. It's behavior has many similarities with human, like jealousy, stealing,crying and collecting colorful feathers and stones.
In first hand the study concentrates to localize the chromosome which is controlling stealing and collecting behavior, and then compare the results with human genes.
Several professionals is thinking that also stealing behavior can be a chromosome  mutation.
The faculty will have  it's campus  in Chicciolina on Vendetta Island, where this endemic chimpanzee race lives.

The Prime Minister's Office
The Head Secretary
Corinna Zu Wurstdarm

LAPAO, LAPAPI AND VALENCIANO.

I was a little bit out of range dealing with the "Cataluny-problem".In the NE- part of Spain, there lives people with an identity problem. They hate Flamenco, Osborne Bulls and Vino Tinto. They love futbol, football and looking Barcelona playing football. So let's have a  geographical study! This part of Spain is divided in three areas: Aragon del Este (East Aragon),Valencia del Norte (Northern Valencia) and Comunidad Valencia ( The Province of Valencia).
In Valencia, the visiting  tourists  and the local officials speaks normally fluently  Spanish, and that's more than good for people like Imp's father, to be understood.
Now in the northern Aragon province, the local government has sealed a law, to promote languages like Lapao and Lapapi, and in my opinion that  is excellent to have a multilingual society ,and  let all the roses flourish, when  the teaching is given in  first hand in Spanish.
So I give some tips for tourist when they visit NE Spain! Be ready, Spain is different and Lapao and Lapapi  is linguistic dancing for "Aragony-people", like Flamenco is for Andalusian "cantaores".


IMP'S FATHER

PARASITE ISLANDS' NEW FLAG WITH A COLLAPSED SWASTIKA

The Parasite Islands' Prime Minister's Office has published  the new official  flag to replace all the others old and without parliament approbation existing  flags .

The flag has three basic colors:

Green which represents the unique local nature and the sea world.

Red cones ,which represents White Sharks teeth and the State's five famous islands.

Black, a collapsed swastika, which represents love and freedom.

Other characteristics: The shorter side's ratio to the longer side is 1 : 2.

Mrs. Corinna zu Wurstdarm

The Head Secretary of  Parasite Islands' Inland Office

SOME PHOTOS FROM MARICA AND LEPRA ISLES

Imp has sent  mi some photos from Marica and Lepra Isles, which I will publish in my Blog.
The first is from the arid Lepra and the second is from the wet and rainy Marica.

Thistles growing between the arid island hills. Isle of Lepra.

In the midlands of the isle starts an impenetrable wet jungle. Isle of Marica.

IMP'S FATHER