The Parasite Islands General Elections gave a big surprise. The ruling party during the last 15 years "SICK" lost its' absolute majority to lead the country for the next five (5) years.The new middle class coalition "SWAT", Sustainable World's Attorney Tribune was without any doubts the big winner which showed that the islands' young generation was fed with the "foreign pensioners " political influence on the islanders' LIFE QUALITY decisions. The leader for the SICK (save islands' cricket knights) party, Lee Kuan Jew , is now facing his life's most difficult epoch. The new ecological backgrounds having know-how party promised if they win, the old government will face many indictments in the Five Islands High Court (5IHC). Corruption indictments can lead to decisions that the old government will sit rest of their lives in Camorra Island's Cape Caco prison's forced labor camp.
The winner coalition's leader Charles Tarwine will today present the new Cabinet List for the Islands' President Silvio Parmaggiano.
Prime Minister : Dr Charles Tarwine
Vice Prime Minister : Mrs. Hanna Montoya
Secretary of the Treasury (Minister of the Finance) Mr. Rowan Adkinsohn
Home Office ( Interior Minister)Dr. Karl Linus
Minister of Social Services and Education :PhDr. Margaret Rätsel
Minister of Economy and Industry: Mrs. Suu Key Park
Minister of Defense and Coast Guard : Gen.Tankmar Patton
The official and approved election returns of the Parasite Islands General Elections held in 26th of May 2013. Tribune - party) 51.7% and 53 Congressmen
SICK (Save Islands' Cricket Knights ) 22.3% and 24 Congressmen
PISS ( Peoples Independent Social -democratic Squad ) 11.3 % and 12 Congressmen
Homosexual Coalition(HC), Free Cocaine Party, Tea Party, Foreigners Out and True Islanders all together 14.7 % and 11 Congressmen.
Homosexual Coalition HC complained the attitude of the General Election's Committee and wanted to change the word Congressmen to Congressgays, but the Committee's chairman rejected the proposal.
SILVIO PARMAGGIANO
His Excellency, the President of Parasite Islands'