FLIGHT 2012 FROM CARCELONA ,DESTINATION PARASITE ISLANDS, READY FOR BOARDING

This is a fictive flight from a Mediterranean country  Catania to a famous Caribbean holiday country called Parasite Islands.I am waiting at Catania Airport terminal El Parado to start my boarding. I am sitting near the checking point and hear the air hostesses speaking with each other that they must wait the flight from Norway Oslo, because an important person called David Pla, is proceeding to Parasite Islands with Caco Air Lines like me. They are discussing so eagerly that they  forget the passenger's list open for eye  , so I can read some of the names from the paper.I cannot see all  well but I remember later Ribo´,Macaya and Laporta surnames, which  I had seen in Carcelona in front pages of the local press. Later on board I take my seat and sit beside a woman, and we shake hands, and I say Jouko, and she says Judith and I say; nice to meet you.After take off, I try to order Whisky on the Rocks using Spanish language, but hostesses  say "no-comprendo", they only speak Catalan.Later above the Atlantic Ocean the captain speaks something, but because it is Catalan, I only understand that his name is Arthur More. After 10 hours flight we land at last ,at Parasite Islands Airport Captain Hook. I take it easy and wait till most of passengers has left the plain, take my hand bag and sun glasses and try to go through the customs, but the officials stop me, and take me in an interview room. It has a big window with an outside  scenery to a beautiful green Golf Course.What surprises me is a long white Cadillac Limousine in front of the terminal, and Judith going with two men with pink suite in the same car.Later after interrogating me 2 hours the officials decision is that I cannot entry the country, because I can use my languages to cause problems to a democratic one family owned country. I will be deported next day via Cancun to Carcelona. PS. (carcel=jail, caco=thief, parado=unimployed, no comprendo=not understanding, Catanian Consorcio de Aerotransporte CACO AIR LINE)

IMP'S FATHER (I hate Parasite Islands,never again to Captain Hook)