MY SON IMP BOUGHT A WAR GAME FROM GARY HIDE WITH THE NAME "STRONG RESPONSE".

Many young men are interested in video games. There are lot of  play-station programs with a very natural atmosphere. This one which he bought has a name " Strong response". In it's instructions it says, that once you have selected from the  menu  "play", you cannot stop it. At least in the next three days.  In this game the fact ,that the program is so long, produces a real war feeling. Also the instructions say, that you can use "drones" or "tomahawk" cruising missiles to hit the target.
When you have fixed the enemy, you choose the objective and choose the method.
It is possible to make a combination, but to control the effectiveness of the attack  is not so easy.
So my question is when I tried to play this game , why was the target menu  locked up in Damascus?
I wanted to have an other objective, but the program rejected it.
Now my son IMP wants to know, the address of Gary Hide, to open the blocked key-word.

 There was this photo on the box where it was sold to my son.

                               IMP'S FATHER

GIVE US BACK OUR FREEDOM, WE ARE FED UP WITH THIS VIRTUAL ONE.

There is today 25th  of August a demonstration in Parasite Islands' capital Captain Hook in front of the Embassies of these countries which have worked against the international agreements over individuals privacy and freedom for expression.
Mr. IMP will be present and divide the placards for every  participant with the theme "give us back our freedom, we are fed up with this virtual one" .

IMP'S FATHER

SPYING AN INTERNATIONAL SECURITY CONFERENCE.

I was recently  in connection with the Parasite Islands' Intelligence Service (PIIS) and they promised me an example of their secret services efficiency. This is a  part of a  taped conversations between the international delegation members during the North Atlantic Security Summit.(NASS)                                                        Q: Nice to meet you?(the voice belongs maybe to the High Commissioner of NASS)
 A: My name is Gerhard, and I have my private "Schindler's list "of suspected people in Germany.My organization  is working to improve German people's security. Q: Have your lists anything to do with the old East-Germany's  Stasi lists? A: No, nothing, we are working with USA and you know , we can always trust a friend and an ally.
Q:Nice to meet you?
A.My name is Michele and I work in US congress ,  and I am worried of American's security.Q: But your surname is German, has it something to do with your political activities? A: No, nothing ,you know here in United States we have a long anti racist tradition.
Q: Nice to meet you?
 A: My name is Folke, and I come from Sweden, and I work to keep the Swedish pensioners happy and to maintain "folkets hem" like it was before the recent riots and unstable days. Q: Your first name is Folke (the people) has it something to do with your social activities?A:  No, nothing, you know, in Sweden everything is  for the people (folket), which  costs  tax payers money and  in which the rich people are not interested in financing.
 (Q=question, A=answer)
                 
 IMP'S FATHER    

THE FIRST "WHAT IS TRENDING" - ONLINE SHOP?

My friend Abu Tabi visited recently a cyber-expert in  Highestania  in Low-East . He explained me his newest business idea to open an online shop for "what is trending now". He said that there will be first six categories, food and drinks, music and dance, mode and sex. Each category is divided in several subcategories . In his cyber version the program changes automatically after  the client's ID, and  depending on the sex and on the  place of origin of the user.   E.g.  if the client is from  Low-East and a woman there are very few categories to choose.
My friends  only worry is now the old Trans-Atlantic pensioners' opinion who  in many cases is
 in a dementia phase. With the new generations from China, India and Brazil , now all is possible, Lady Gaga and her Nun's Rape is not trending anymore even in Dubai or maybe in Mars.

                      IMP'S FATHER

EFFI FINNISH ORGANIZATION WORKING FOR FREEDOM, BUT FOR WHOM?

I joined recently a Finnish State registered  organization  Electronic Frontier Finland ry (EFFI) in Facebook to satisfy my "hunger" for liberties. I felt that with them I can have more visibility for my pro European ideas.
But today facing directly with some social media mails and answering the questions which was put  in front of me in the monitor , I was more than surprised. Is it possible that, in Finland, there is still another old "Iron curtain" maintained  with the  people who are still  happily living  with  SDP's (Suomen sosiaalidemokraattinen  puolue) and Stasi's  promoted  long lasting "marriage".
Also I was interested in participating in a referendum called Lex Snowden, but it was impossible, because I live in Spain and I needed  to have a  Finnish Security Police's certificated electronic chip or an identity card reader to vote.
For me this sounds a case to be taken in front of Strasbourg's European Court of Human Rights. (ECHR)
I am fed with these "old bloody" stalinists which are hiding behind all kind of human right organizations in Finland, now using Edward Snowden's name to make politics.
Electronic Frontier of Finland's administration:
president Timo Karjalainen
founder and vice president Ville Oksanen OTK, FT
other members of the administrtion:
Mrs .Leena Romppainen, Mr. Tapani Tarvainen, Mrs.Virpi Kauko, Mr. Mikko Kenttälä,Mr. Joonas Mäkinen (liberty of speech activist), Mrs.Sirpa Pöyhönen and Mr. Mikael Storsjö.

Jouko Öfverberg ,twenty three years working to gain a real liberty from these people. Now in Spain and I like it,  Spain is different!

DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN, THE TALENT AND JULIAN THE RAPIST.

CNN is  describing Dominique Strauss-Kahn as   a talent, The Times is describing him as a talent, his party members are describing him as a genius. He worked "hard" to save the world's economy  as the president of  IMF , so hard that they caught him  working out of his normal working hours in a hotel room in New York. He knew, that this was not helping  his reputation as a member of French Socialist Party and  his historical curriculum as an active  member the Union of Communist Students while studying economics.
Now DSK wants to forget his past, between the spying and "the Arab hot summer" news, all has been a wicked gossip leak and a bad dream for him , the real "rapist" is still living inside  the  Ecuadorian Embassy and his name is Julian Assange.


                                 IMP'S FATHER

NASDAQ AND STANDARD & POOR'S 500 COMPONENT.

We know that there is a company in California with the name Symantec, and it's  main product is Norton antivirus software. The company is rated on Standard Poor's  S &P 500 component list.
We know also,that there is a company called Intel and one of it's famous products is Bluetooth, but we didn't know ,that they  own also McAfee antivirus software company. Intel is also quoted in Standard &Poor's S&P 500 component list.
Everybody have heard of Avast free antivirus software? They have had  some problems with their balances, and in last August 2012 the company gave an initial public offering IPO in United States, and it's shares was on sale on this S&P's  500 component list.
In 2009 Alwil, which was  the company's old name, hired Vincent Steckler from Symantec to be the new
Chief Executive Officer( CEO) to coordinate and catch new clients for company's  expanding antivirus business.
Today we also know, that Nokia bought Siemens' shares in Nokia Siemens Networks company, and that both companies are European and their stocks are quoted in New York Stock Exchange (NYSE).
What did this  S&P being also a risk rating company for the investors, lowered Nokia's risk index to safe guard US' on drift being  economy.
Now we go to the  main point: What is really happening in United States? There have been more fakes in every sector of the economy, first the savings banks then these "save the past" (S&P) rating companies and then this all limits jumping spying "business". Yes we can, is not  helping their 300 million people, while  the "American dream" is only for Micheal Jackson's, Elvis Presley's and Justin Bieber's clons, who follow trending "nonsense" brands.
I have a big doubt, that the young man called Snowden is carrying more revealing information about this "Hollywood " style made mega pyramidal economy. North America needs quickly leaders before it resembles
the Roman Empire in the beginning of 5th century AC.

JOUKO OFVERBERG , CITIZEN OF THE EUROPEAN COMMUNITY (EU)
PS.and proud of it

ARAB SPRING, THE FIFTH SEASON?

Before  Obama was  elected  for the second period as the  President of the  United States of America, and after his appearance  and speech in Cairo for the Islamic world's  leaders, everything was "perfumed".It was in  the beginning of June, May flowers was still blooming and everything in the international politics "worked"  for his re-election. A new "Kennedy" saving the world from the extreme Islamic movements. "Shalam" and spring was in the "air", but only in the western hemisphere. Same time deep in the Muslim world, the hatred and the religious pressure passed the explosion line both symbolic and literally. Arab spring was not anymore  "the fifth season", it was an open and public chaotic emotional discharge against all American, European and Western images and values.During the last century, the Arab countries had lost almost  all of their wars, there have been dictators who have promised better times after the war against the state's enemy,which always was the Jewish Society.
After all these "better time" promise collapses' and tens of ousted tyrants', the Imams found a fertile land in the  poor and uneducated pariah to preach a heavenly future  with a new type of war "Jihad ", if they only followed the Koran's Holy texts and fought against the enemy of Islam all over the world, because this was a war they cannot lose.
So what then happened was a reaction against the western "how to do" -action, the Arab's don't need consults from the nations ,which have for decades supported their "rotten" governments and dictators, they also want to feel the freedom which is the biggest sensation when you have it, if you have never been free.

Jouko Ofverberg

LA VERDAD, THE TRUTH MANIPULATED BY A SPANISH NEWSPAPER.

After Mr. Snowden left Hong Kong,his shade has produced more scandals and international right's limit tests. There is a very deep moral corruption also inside the EU. Very few high position holding European politician has dared  to comment anything of the American scanning and spying scandal.
The last drop in these "limit tests" has been the Austrian government who has joined the club " famous four" being the most corrupted countries in European Union.
Thank you " Der Spiegel" and Angela Merkel, keep Europe above the line where the  truth and the consequences can not be manipulated.

        Jouko Ofverberg

IMP'S FATHER REVEALS HIS FACE WITHOUT FEAR.

Imp's Father says, that he has been fighting against injustice for most  time of his life. Now I am not afraid of   of anything.With my 64 years age , I have seen and experienced the corruption and the disastrous  part of my "socialized  western type of  society.
 I can say, that I have been really afraid of, when supporting and fighting for these things, in which I believe.
I WAS WANTED FOR:
I.  Supporting ecology and sustainable life style.
II. Supporting that every woman in the world can have a basic education.
III.Trying to make xenophobia and racism illegal in the world
IV Trying to make renewable energy  the only choice in the future.
V. Trying to reduce radically states' fossil energy programs.

Imp's Father when he was still  afraid of  his surroundings.

I am 64, and I am not afraid anymore.

ARAB SPRING, FEMEN JAILED !

The three women Pauline Hillier, Merguerite Stern and Josephine Markmann  showed  a great bravery when demonstrating in  a religion powered country like Tunisia. They passed the line, where the  international diplomacy stops. This territory is not for women,and  it has a long dark macho tradition with  corruption and using  the religion  as a tool to oppress females.
All this Arab Spring speaking has been only a stupid hope for Western politicians ,to have cheap petrol  and clean  their hands with "green" phrases . Supporting the social injustice in these oil producing countries,in other words using international diplomacy to negotiate with theocratic states, is nonsense, these young women showed, what is the real democratic situation e.g. in Tunisia. Trying to help an imprisoned Femen activist Amina Sbui ,by showing their bosoms in a public place, which in my opinion, was the only possibility to avoid to be accused with the term ,conspiracy against the state.

      IMP'S FATHER

IMP'S BEST FRIEND CHARLIE SMOKES HIS" BRAINS" OFF IN AMSTERDAM.

I  had seen Charlie last time several months ago  and the man sounded like Rihanna's shade. He had been smoking "mari" in Amsterdam in  a local Coffee Shop. He had been there several days without eating, only "meditating" and listening Rihanna's music. He looked absolutely crazy, with his pink form-fitting trousers and yellowish pale face. I think he tried to make an impression on his Spanish girlfriend Nieves, who works in a  nightclub in Madrid and couldn't come with him because of the work. He showed me some images, which he had  taken with his new  Nokia Lumia  in the Coffee Shop, and in one picture he was together with that famous American,so he told, you know that other Charlie, you know, that from one popular TV series, never mind, but together they sniffed some "stripes" and it was just cool and the feeling was like being in bed with Rihanna. But when I looked my son's best friend now, when he had returned from Amsterdam, and  whom I had seen last time six months ago, I saw that he was not anymore ,that brilliant young university student, he had changed, and I felt sorry for him.

                  IMP'S FATHER

MY SUSPECTS BECOMES REALITY!

My blog from 17. August 2012 is predicting today's reality. Again a young man vs. a big society and the G8 politics.Again flashing same country names: Ecuador, Iceland, USA, Great Britain. So I let you know again, what I wrote almost one year ago with this title.

                             ECUADOR, GABRIEL GARCIA MORENO

There is always nowadays problems when commenting things that happens in the international politics.
I know that to day Rafael  Correa is the president of this small South American  country called Ecuador. I know that he has been accused to reduce the freedom of the press, but I also know , that there has been very well known and contradictory presidents and political leaders during it's recent history.So  I am surprised, that they have taken this step to help a man who says to be a press freedom messenger.Vicente Rocafuerte,Gabriel Garcia Moreno,Eloy Alfaro are some presidential names from the past and the freshest is Rafael Correa.I always mix somehow the mathematics in the politics, and when I write my EQUATION ,Ecuador/Correa+Assange x Great Britain/Cameron+Supreme Court x Sweden/raped woman+Swedish Justice and then you make a big MINUS ,WIKI LEAKS.This is really  very high level political mathematics, with a new Higg's Boson and a new ALFRED EINSTEIN explaining it .My opinion is that with this EQUATION the humanity will find a new BLACK HOLE, and I think it is in the heads of the politicians.

Jouko Ofverberg , Finnish citizen, friend of Ecuador and it's people, te quiero Quito!

IMP REVEALS; WORKED AS SPY FOR SHANGHAI LILY.

He told me that he worked for this company, breaking in foreign E-mails and he used his Facebook connections to spy young women who trusted him and gave him an access to contact other people which they knew, and  thus facilitated him more addresses and more information to save the world from unpleasant information, which is corrosive for many too open minded youth.He told me that he gave up this job in the end of 2012, because he had saved so many lives during his 4 year campaign, that he was afraid of his integrity.His statistics showed that Shanghai Lily extra-ordinary services (SLEO)had saved at least 1327 lives in 2011.

            IMP'S FATHER

HOOO...T EXPLOSION!

It was a hooot explosion my darling , all flew in, I love to do it again, and lets make a bigger boomb...
Oh, sorry I opened my son's E-mail. I was only interested in ,what kind of girls  he is dating now!
But as a father , you know , I must control my son, that he don't pick up  HIV or other similar venereal diseases, you know, I am only thinking his best, you know.

IMP'S FATHER

ASYLUM APPROVED TO MR. E.SNOWDEN

Parasite Islands' HOME OFFICE and it's new Interior Minister  Dr. Karl Linus approved the asylum act
HO 1/2013.6.10 where the Island's Government  guarantee to Mr. Snowden free arrival to the the country as a legal immigrant  and without any further political or economical investigations.
In his speech to the press, he pointed his Scandinavian heritage, which roots are in the few centuries  long Nordic democratic history, and this legacy  gave him a strong sense of  justice and  a corrupt free attitude.
So with this act we only let the World know, that he is welcome to our country, if he only wants to use this option.


                                     Dr. Karl Linus
His Excellency , the Head of Parasite Islands' Home Office and Interior Minister

GALLIC WINE BECOMES VINEGAR IN BEIJING.

Chinese mittens  imported  to Europe go  to the  trade unions and pensioner's coalition's revisions.If this committee can find any evidence of Chinese worker's sweat (DNA -test) , bamboo fiber (local bamboo bushes are very few in  Cobi desert , Green Peace) or rests of roasted Pekingese duck (Amnesty International), these products will face a penal duty.
In my outside working in Spanish countryside, I have noticed a big difference between Chinese and EU- certificated work-gloves.  Chinese  are lighter, no trade union extra cost causing unnecessary heaviness and they breath better without any extra oxygen needed  for the mitten's future and obese oldness.
My last worry is to know which handbook   these European  Parliamentarians uses, when they are making decisions  representing  also me in EU, is it  Karl Marx's , Friedrich Engel's , Ilyich Lenin's or Hugo Chavez's   "speaking alone in heaven with the Western  god of Crude Oil and Coal".
Now it looks that French wine and Champagne have no PATRON in European Politics.
The European wine exporters to China meet a duty wall in Beijing as an answer from Chinese government to EU:s penal duty act for Chinese solar panels.
Lets burn oil and stop drinking SNOBS' beverages like Champagne ,better row in FLOODS  in DANUBE and look tornado damages in OKLAHOMA.This is real left-seasoned REALITY SHOW, don't stop it!

Papa! Papa!  What is North Pole?Asks little Imp in 2040 of his father.

IMP'S FATHER

PARASITE ISLANDS' GENERAL ELECTIONS, SWAT WINS, SICK LOOSES

The Parasite Islands General Elections gave a big surprise. The ruling party during  the last 15 years "SICK" lost its' absolute majority to lead the country for the next five (5) years.The new middle class coalition "SWAT", Sustainable World's Attorney Tribune was without any doubts the big winner which showed that  the islands' young generation was fed with the "foreign pensioners " political  influence on the islanders'  LIFE QUALITY decisions. The leader for the SICK (save islands' cricket knights) party, Lee Kuan Jew , is now facing his life's most difficult epoch. The new ecological backgrounds having know-how  party promised if they win, the old government will face many indictments in the Five Islands High Court (5IHC). Corruption indictments can lead to decisions that the old government will sit rest of their lives in Camorra Island's  Cape Caco prison's forced labor camp.
The winner coalition's leader Charles Tarwine will today present the  new Cabinet List for the Islands' President Silvio Parmaggiano.
Prime Minister :  Dr  Charles Tarwine
Vice Prime Minister :  Mrs. Hanna Montoya
Secretary of the Treasury (Minister of the Finance) Mr. Rowan Adkinsohn
Home Office ( Interior Minister)Dr.  Karl Linus
Minister of Social Services and Education :PhDr. Margaret Rätsel
Minister of Economy and Industry: Mrs. Suu Key Park
Minister of Defense and Coast Guard :  Gen.Tankmar Patton
 The official and approved election returns of the Parasite Islands General Elections held in 26th of May 2013. Tribune - party) 51.7% and 53 Congressmen
SICK (Save Islands' Cricket Knights )  22.3% and 24 Congressmen
PISS ( Peoples Independent Social -democratic Squad ) 11.3 % and 12 Congressmen
Homosexual Coalition(HC), Free Cocaine Party, Tea Party, Foreigners Out and True Islanders all together 14.7 % and 11 Congressmen.
Homosexual Coalition HC complained the attitude of the General Election's Committee and wanted to change the word Congressmen to Congressgays, but the Committee's chairman rejected the proposal.

SILVIO PARMAGGIANO
His Excellency, the President of  Parasite Islands'

SIBERIAN UNIVERSITY'S GENETIC FACULTY MOVES TO VENDETTA

Siberian University's Rector PhD Silvio Parmaggiano and Parasite Islands' Prime Minister, Mr. Aron Swindlersohn undersigned a long term scientific co-operation contract to start genetic studies with the islands' endemic and rare, baby-chimpanzee race (Pan minutus). It is smaller than the African Bonobo chimpanzee (Pan paniscus) and weighs between 15-25 kg. The average chimpanzee(Pan troglodytes) shares  with us (humans) about 97 % of the genes, but this ape  race comes up to 99%. It's behavior has many similarities with human, like jealousy, stealing,crying and collecting colorful feathers and stones.
In first hand the study concentrates to localize the chromosome which is controlling stealing and collecting behavior, and then compare the results with human genes.
Several professionals is thinking that also stealing behavior can be a chromosome  mutation.
The faculty will have  it's campus  in Chicciolina on Vendetta Island, where this endemic chimpanzee race lives.

The Prime Minister's Office
The Head Secretary
Corinna Zu Wurstdarm

LAPAO, LAPAPI AND VALENCIANO.

I was a little bit out of range dealing with the "Cataluny-problem".In the NE- part of Spain, there lives people with an identity problem. They hate Flamenco, Osborne Bulls and Vino Tinto. They love futbol, football and looking Barcelona playing football. So let's have a  geographical study! This part of Spain is divided in three areas: Aragon del Este (East Aragon),Valencia del Norte (Northern Valencia) and Comunidad Valencia ( The Province of Valencia).
In Valencia, the visiting  tourists  and the local officials speaks normally fluently  Spanish, and that's more than good for people like Imp's father, to be understood.
Now in the northern Aragon province, the local government has sealed a law, to promote languages like Lapao and Lapapi, and in my opinion that  is excellent to have a multilingual society ,and  let all the roses flourish, when  the teaching is given in  first hand in Spanish.
So I give some tips for tourist when they visit NE Spain! Be ready, Spain is different and Lapao and Lapapi  is linguistic dancing for "Aragony-people", like Flamenco is for Andalusian "cantaores".


IMP'S FATHER

PARASITE ISLANDS' NEW FLAG WITH A COLLAPSED SWASTIKA

The Parasite Islands' Prime Minister's Office has published  the new official  flag to replace all the others old and without parliament approbation existing  flags .

The flag has three basic colors:

Green which represents the unique local nature and the sea world.

Red cones ,which represents White Sharks teeth and the State's five famous islands.

Black, a collapsed swastika, which represents love and freedom.

Other characteristics: The shorter side's ratio to the longer side is 1 : 2.

Mrs. Corinna zu Wurstdarm

The Head Secretary of  Parasite Islands' Inland Office

SOME PHOTOS FROM MARICA AND LEPRA ISLES

Imp has sent  mi some photos from Marica and Lepra Isles, which I will publish in my Blog.
The first is from the arid Lepra and the second is from the wet and rainy Marica.

Thistles growing between the arid island hills. Isle of Lepra.

In the midlands of the isle starts an impenetrable wet jungle. Isle of Marica.

IMP'S FATHER

THE BROTHERHOOD AND CITIZENSHIP GALA

Parasite Islands's HOME OFFICE make known the new bill treating with immigration and applying for political asylum.
To obtain Islands' Citizenship every applicant need to participate in the Brotherhood and Citizenship Gala, where each person need to fill an application (written by hand), and where he or she explains why he want to be the Citizen of the Parasite Islands.This document  is for the State's Home Office's Resident Register to have an authentic hand-writing sample and to know the real  intellectual status of the applicant.
The famous Gala will be held every year the first of May and the cost per person is US$ 100,and the price is collected when entering the Freedom Palace, where a digital robot takes the finger prints and hair sample in 5 seconds. The Resident's Bureau happening includes the FREEDOM MENU, based on Islands' autochthonous  Black Spotted Pig breed, Coco Wine and Captain Hook's Half Moon Rum.
During the Gala night, there are several cameras and tape recorders to collect images and voices for the Islands' Anti-crime Secret Service, for later use when they are doing applicant's  social behavior analyzes.
The evening ends with the speech of  His Excellency,the Minister of  the Interior, Mr. Christian Swinberg.
When everybody has left the Freedom Palace, the National Health Services' Laboratory Chemists comes and takes DNA-samples from the drinking glasses and sweat samples from the chairs.
The Islands' National Health Service's Laboratory Chemists have developed a system to multiply the human sweat smell, and now they are working together with the State Police to teach dogs to find dangerous criminals.

Parasite Islands' Home Office
Information Section

DEPORTING VIA TEHRAN

The official copy of the Parasite Islands' Home Office decision dealing with the two Tschetschenian man who asked residence status (RS-card) in our multiracial and democratic state.
The data which the men gave in the customs officer's inquiry was following:
Names: Dorka Talibjanev, born 1989 and Ahlan Mushlimovitsch,born 1996. Both origin from Cossagrad, where they had graduated from the Cossagrad Chemical Fertilizer Engineering School.
During the inquiry the men said, that they wanted to join Parasite Islands' Olympic boxing team.When asked the origin of the money which they carried when entered the customs control, they said it was a scholarship payment when finishing their studies with good grades.
Also the investigator paid attention to their passports labels. Both had lived long time in Ladenabbot, Dorka 5 months and Ahlan 9 months.
When asked if their petition was rejected by the immigration authorities and they needed to return to their home countries, both answered that they will start a hunger strike, because in Cossagrad  they had been oppressed because of their diet and holy book.
When investigating their suitcases more closely the customs found a double bottom with  some white powder inside, and it was sent to the Antidrug laboratory for instant analyses.
When asked what was it, while waiting the test results , both confirmed ,that  it was for lamb meat seasoning.
At last , after 2 hours waiting the laboratory test result was in the hands of the investigators. It was an ammonia and nitrogen combined salt.
With this result and using Parasite Islands' Constitution's Paragraph 212, section 12 where it says: All sports with violent nature like boxing,wrestling,karate, taekwondo etc. is NOT considered  apt in a multiracial and democratic state, when there is no war time.
Both man needed to pay Human Rights Insulting Tax (HRIT) 1200 US$ together and was returned via Tehran to their home country.


Parasite Islands' Home Office
HOME SECRETARY
Christian Swinberg

INTERNATIONAL FAST FOOD CONGRESS IN SIBERIAN UNIVERSITY

Siberian University is arranging an International Congress of Fast Food and how to make it quick.
The congress is directed to EU-professionals and food industry chemists.
The Congress is planned to be carried out in three  days.
The First Day is dedicated to the new food preserving methods:  Slow frozen with lactic acid and mixed with new artificial antioxidants. The process is planned to replace quick frozen (QF) being too energy consuming.
And drying food products has always been a complicated process,so the new quick drying system (QD) using the thermal power cooling process is more than welcome. In Parma there are already new installations to prove it's efficacy.
The second Day is dedicated to solve the problems  how to avoid small butcher companies to use their natural monopoly  position in the food chain e.g. when buying and slaughtering  their own horses and thus they can see that the animal really was an  equine origin.
The third Day  is the most important and the congress will have new experts in human mind manipulation to turn people's mind when they are hungry, that their  food choice decisions depends only on the color, the package and the celebrity used in the advert .

Silvio Parmaggiano
Rector of Siberian University

More INFO in www.siberian.university.org

PARASITE ISLANDS' OFFICE OF TOURISM

In the latest Bulletin Official of Parasite Islands Government (bo-pig 0103)  the ministry of tourism has published the new map for marketing and international use.First time in country's  history people all over the world can see ON-LINE the famous Blackmoney Highway , which unites the Capital Captain Hook with Spanish Village and Barbarroja.The Capital and the Highway has 149  WEB-cameras sending live picture all over the world , so  that  everybody can see on-line rich people's and celebrities' high society life when finishing registering in our web-site www.simpleton.p.i and having a valid credit card.

CLICK THE MAP TO HAVE FULL VIEW! 

  His Excellency
  Thomas Rhumsteiner  ,  The Minister of Tourism and Telecommunications

IMP CONFESSES

IMP:
I know violence is part of western civilization .Without violence, how can we have built our democracy and human rights and achieved the high standard of living which we are enjoying today. I know that millions of innocents have lost their lives, but it was a sacrifice to build  the modern European  well-being  society.We are  proud of fighting for these  values  which we had  inherited from the  Roman and Greek culture.  You are my father and you don't understand us. You have lost the connection to our generation,you cannot see it, because you are too old, we are very sensitive and we rely on humanity , and that our  technology and social media will solve all the problems in the future.
HIS FATHER:
Sorry! I have listened to you my son. But my values  lie on justice,truth and work. I thought that I was a good father who knew how to transfer the knowledge to live and let  also other people   to live as they wanted.
Stop it! Don't do it!You are not Pistorius!

Recorded conversation between IMP and his father.

PISTORIUS, WE RESIGN ALWAYS THE VIOLENCE

THE FINCA SOFIA TEAM, CHEF THOR,IMP'S FATHER AND IMP, WE ARE ALWAYS AGAINST ANY MACHO VIOLENCE.Stop , think and speak, forget the violence, although your fiancee is behaving in an aggressive and insulting way!

THE FAMILY TREE OF DRY MARTINI

My long-term friend from Corleone Sicily, Dry Martini, sent an E-mail to me where he explained his new hobby, his family tree study. He had seen in the local newspaper Corriere della Cera a mysterious article about a woman called Amy Martin (PSOE, Ideas),who lived in Spain and was commenting in media the corrupted political society.He remembered from the past that one of his grandma's sisters called Amy (her real name was Amanda) escaped with a fatherless man called Vittorio Martini to Spain to avoid Vendetta.They had later a big family and started to write their name in the  Spanish way, Martin.Their family tradition was to give to the eldest daughter always Amanda (Amy) name.In my reply E-mail, I told him that he can contact El Mundo newspaper and try to find out more things to enlighten this matter. He also told me that from his mother's side he was Marsala. One lineage of his ancestors moved to France , where later "uncle" Remy preserved  family Martini's 5 Grappa oak barrels in his cave till the distillate became golden dark and earned his fortune when he sold it as V.S.O.P. To boast with his new study, he also added that Vittorio Martini's step brother Rocco moved to United States in the beginning of the 19th century and had a son called Dean who became a famous artist. We are all same Martinis" on the rocks" or blended he added.
The sudy will go on, and I am interested to help Dry Martini with my Spanish connections.
IMP,S FATHER

AMY MARTIN, WHERE ARE YOU?

Imp's father is very interested in finding Amy Martin. I have a son and his name is IMP, as my pseudonym shows. If I only can contact her, maybe my son and she can start a professional  relationship and later visit together my place in the Parasite Islands. to open a press agency there. Last time when something was heard about her movements was few days ago in Madrid, where she had published some articles.

IMP'S FATHER

MEGAPPLAUSE FOR FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

Congratulations Mr. Kim Dotcom ! It was the liberty that won today .

IMP´S FATHER