DEPORTING VIA TEHRAN

The official copy of the Parasite Islands' Home Office decision dealing with the two Tschetschenian man who asked residence status (RS-card) in our multiracial and democratic state.
The data which the men gave in the customs officer's inquiry was following:
Names: Dorka Talibjanev, born 1989 and Ahlan Mushlimovitsch,born 1996. Both origin from Cossagrad, where they had graduated from the Cossagrad Chemical Fertilizer Engineering School.
During the inquiry the men said, that they wanted to join Parasite Islands' Olympic boxing team.When asked the origin of the money which they carried when entered the customs control, they said it was a scholarship payment when finishing their studies with good grades.
Also the investigator paid attention to their passports labels. Both had lived long time in Ladenabbot, Dorka 5 months and Ahlan 9 months.
When asked if their petition was rejected by the immigration authorities and they needed to return to their home countries, both answered that they will start a hunger strike, because in Cossagrad  they had been oppressed because of their diet and holy book.
When investigating their suitcases more closely the customs found a double bottom with  some white powder inside, and it was sent to the Antidrug laboratory for instant analyses.
When asked what was it, while waiting the test results , both confirmed ,that  it was for lamb meat seasoning.
At last , after 2 hours waiting the laboratory test result was in the hands of the investigators. It was an ammonia and nitrogen combined salt.
With this result and using Parasite Islands' Constitution's Paragraph 212, section 12 where it says: All sports with violent nature like boxing,wrestling,karate, taekwondo etc. is NOT considered  apt in a multiracial and democratic state, when there is no war time.
Both man needed to pay Human Rights Insulting Tax (HRIT) 1200 US$ together and was returned via Tehran to their home country.


Parasite Islands' Home Office
HOME SECRETARY
Christian Swinberg