HAVE YOU SEEN A REALLY HAPPY MAN?

You need to come to see me . I think I am now the happiest man in the world. I was watching the morning news form Spanish channel TV1. All was repetitions from yesterday world. I drunk my coffee and said to my wife that I will go to buy the newspaper and some ice for cold drinks. My favorite El Mundo paper was sold out , so I decided to take La Verdad. But everybody can understand that La Verdad is COOL. Too cool to me.It doesn't drill into the problems like El Mundo (24.7.2012 page 6 Finish aliens).Everybody knows that the main reason for the economical recession is Finland.I know it being a Finish Citizen. I have been long time here in Spain with few money, and my fellow countrymen has been laughing all the time my lifestyle. They can get everything free in Finland and all kind of direct help from the government, but like me here in Spain a penny less dreamer, waiting a social money transfer from my beloved state has been absolutely frustrating. My account in Banco Santander Torrevieja CCC 0049 2613 7 7 2814150409  was  closed because they never sent help to me from Finland. I have now a good  hope if my home land is helping Spain, I can get also something. I don't ask much , only some 5-6 million Euros. That is almost nothing compared with the sum which has been used to save Greece. Also my telephone numbers +34 654 940 847 and +34 696 209 575 was closed because they were tapped and I could not pay the bill of tapping which of course was not my line.(Eroski movil)  I also had an E-mail jouko@orangemail.es which became useless after I had only used it to contact Finnish Social Security and my mails blocked the Finish  Saunalahti server. And all this makes me very happy: I don't have to worry the Santander's  account's saldo, nobody can disturb me by calling my two mobiles and later Telefonica force me to pay the possible tapping, and last but not least, my E-mail is soon exploding because it is full of SPAM. My heart and soul will be with Spain and it's provinces, specially with Catalunia and Pais Vasco.

IMP'S FATHER

ARCTIC HONEY

No money, no honey. Read more about Imp's father's short opinions in Facebook. Trending now in Europe  : NO ARCTIC HONEY FOR CUCKOOS.

IMP'S FATHER  with PRIMA DE RIESGO (Hottest Latin Baby)

OFFICIAL BULLETIN OF THE PARASITE ISLANDS BO-PIG 0212

Free State of Parasite Islands Treasury,s Office,  Communication Department, Bulletin number  BO-PIG 0212, makes known as following:The Government of Parasite Islands have decided with the second annual supplement budget to invest in the infrastructure of all islands as planned ;  20.000 mill. US$. Iberian Telecronica will build a new UMTS Network System to provide each island with the newest media  technology. All hotels, ports on each island will be connected with modern optical fiber data connections.Financing is guaranteed with Euro Funds from San Natander Investing Bank.Consultorio Urdangarin Ltd. from Caiman Islands will start as an adviser to improve States water and energy independence .

Signature: Ben Schwartzgold, His Excellency, The Minister of Finance

OFFICIAL BULLETIN OF THE PARASITE ISLANDS (BO-PIG)

Free State of Parasite Islands, Prime Minister's Office,Communication Department, Bulletin number BO-PIG 0112, makes known as following:
STATE DEPARTMENT'S OFFICIAL SERVICES AND THEIR PRICES:
-obtaining nationality (NATAL) US$ 1 million
-postbox with a firm address 750 US$, maintaining 10US$/ year .  e.g. John Who, Captain Hook's Road 1 A, 00812 Captain Hook, Parasite Islands.
-Treasury's Office offer a trustworthy and experienced FRONT MAN (FM) application for difficult economical enterprises.Our min. charge is US$ 10.000 or 2.5% of the FUNDS to be renamed.
-To establish a new company is very simple, only you need to transfer  to theTreasury's Account US$ 15.000 and add text: Fictitious  Activity for Registering  the Company (FARC) and of course the company name you have chosen.
-And if you only want to register a company for a reason what so ever , send to the Treasury's Account US$ 5.000, and  add text: No Activity for Registering the Company (NARCO).
-And last but not less, the Island Revenue and Offshore Bureau (I-ROB) offer for investors individual and care taking information and trouble shooting in Insurance and Yacht and Ship Registering Bureaucracy .

Signature:  Aron Swindlersohn,  His Excellency,  Prime Minister of Parasite Islands

ANNEX to the OFFICIAL BULLETIN NR.0112
The Foreign Minister Lee Kuan Jew, has conceded a five (5) years VISA to following Spanish Citizens:
Esteban Cuesta,Enrique Arnal,Enrique Crespo,Haizea Belza,Luix Barina Garremanteria,Josep Prat and to English Citizen Bob Houliston.

Signature:Lee Kuan Jew,  His Excellency, Foreign Minister of Parasite Islands