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torstai 5. heinäkuuta 2012

OFFICIAL BULLETIN OF THE PARASITE ISLANDS (BO-PIG)

Free State of Parasite Islands, Prime Minister's Office,Communication Department, Bulletin number BO-PIG 0112, makes known as following:
STATE DEPARTMENT'S OFFICIAL SERVICES AND THEIR PRICES:
-obtaining nationality (NATAL) US$ 1 million
-postbox with a firm address 750 US$, maintaining 10US$/ year .  e.g. John Who, Captain Hook's Road 1 A, 00812 Captain Hook, Parasite Islands.
-Treasury's Office offer a trustworthy and experienced FRONT MAN (FM) application for difficult economical enterprises.Our min. charge is US$ 10.000 or 2.5% of the FUNDS to be renamed.
-To establish a new company is very simple, only you need to transfer  to theTreasury's Account US$ 15.000 and add text: Fictitious  Activity for Registering  the Company (FARC) and of course the company name you have chosen.
-And if you only want to register a company for a reason what so ever , send to the Treasury's Account US$ 5.000, and  add text: No Activity for Registering the Company (NARCO).
-And last but not less, the Island Revenue and Offshore Bureau (I-ROB) offer for investors individual and care taking information and trouble shooting in Insurance and Yacht and Ship Registering Bureaucracy .

Signature:  Aron Swindlersohn,  His Excellency,  Prime Minister of Parasite Islands

ANNEX to the OFFICIAL BULLETIN NR.0112
The Foreign Minister Lee Kuan Jew, has conceded a five (5) years VISA to following Spanish Citizens:
Esteban Cuesta,Enrique Arnal,Enrique Crespo,Haizea Belza,Luix Barina Garremanteria,Josep Prat and to English Citizen Bob Houliston.

Signature:Lee Kuan Jew,  His Excellency, Foreign Minister of Parasite Islands

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