I WANT TO BE JULIA ROBERTS

I want to make my  personal TWITTER account, and during the first year  I don't write nothing. 200.000 people start to follow me. Then I write "YES", to show  to the people that I am a  positive person.500.000 people start to follow me. Then I write "NO" to show to the people that sometimes I have bad days and I am sad. 2.000.000 starts to follow me. Then I write "YES, I CAN", to show to the people that I can write and I have great ideas. 10.000.000 people start to follow me. Then I write "YES, WE CAN"to show to the people , that I am part of them and we have the same future. 50.000.000 start to follow me. Then I put an advert in TWITTER : YOU FOLLOW, YOU PAY and  I start to take care of the  third world's children's hopeless economical and educational  situation.Then I fly in first class to India and travel it around , living in Shangri-La hotels and studying the poverty situation in this big country. After one month, I fly to Tahiti to relax due to  this exhausting investigation period, and in front of local TV cameras, at  the prime time, I donate 1000 T-shirts to a  public school with my logo " YOU FOLLOW, YOU PAY". Then I look myself in the mirror ,what a pity, I am not a "PRETTY WOMAN".

IMP'S FATHER

IMP VISITS HIS FATHER IN SPAIN

 IMP had a long journey from Parasite Islands with  landings in Switzerland and in Barcelona Spain. Now he was in the SUNNY COSTA BLANCA. The RENDEZVOUS with his father was cordial, and the atmosphere went up with the "support" of Spanish Cava, Freixenet Carta Negra and Valencian Petardos, local fireworks.

Imp in the picture with Valencian Petardos in his hands.

IMP'S FATHER

NO , I CANNOT

Imp's Father is very angry because he cannot. EU  is a social conservative pro-nationalism prehistoric social relic from Second World War II. I try again, no I cannot, Madrid is rioting, Barcelona is smoking hash and dreaming with schizophrenic leaders and rest of Europe trying to fix Karl Marx's ideology  in modern plural international economy.

IMP'S FATHER

LAPLAND,THE NEXT FREE STATE IN EUROPE?

The Lap people must have a referendum to decide for their future.During the  centuries the Finns has pushed them norther and norther.Now, the Kemi river has become a natural frontier between these two folks which will stop the uncontrolled "immigration" to Lapland. The river is very runny with many rapids and the water temperature mostly very low.Yes, today is their chance to become independents!Laps can prove the basic qualifications for a free nation: First, they have their own language Saame, second, they have their ancient nomad arctic culture,third, they have their own economical bio structure based on reindeer farming,fishing,hunting and tourism.( ECO STATE). There are two enormous sweet water reservoirs , Lake Porttipahta and Lake Lokka and most of the important Finnish  hydraulic power stations are situated in Southern Lapland. This sounds good, no doubt. When independent, they can start to sell to rest of the world  crystal clean water and huge amounts of  ecological electricity which they cannot use because they are so few.Oh dear,dear, this is  more than good, millions of mega watts for Europeans with today's prices ,oh my god , this is too good to be true. I will soon start to arrange my life to move to Lapland and summon all Laps and give my arguments for the independence and make location Inari for the capital.Lake Inari is a  big and deep holy  lake in the North Cap area . Maybe I can have a high position in the new government . Imagine, Imp's Father , the first Foreign Minister of free Lapland.I know already what will be  the name for the new currency., it is Seita ( a Holy Lap Icon or Totem) and the ice hockey team will be  The Reindeers and it will play in the professional Finnish Ice Hockey League.

IMP'S FATHER

IL PROVOCATEUR LAPON EN CATALUNIA

Je ne suis pas Chypriot, Maltais ni Grec. Je suis Lapon. Je ne suis pas Français, Espagnol ni Italien. Je suis Finnois. Je ne suis pas Americain, Africain ni Asiatic. Je suis Europeen. Ich spreche  gern auch  deutsch. My favourite language is English. Pero en España quando calienta el sol tienes que pedir tus bebidas en español , NO EN CATALAN. Här tackar jag alla som förstår vad jag menar, att prata  många språk är ett värde också i Finland  där du kan använda svenskan. Suomessakin on onnellisia ihmisiä , jotka ymmärtävät vain tämän suomenkielisen osan ja jatkavat rauhassa aamukahvinsa juontia. Ognuno tira l'acqua al suo mulino.

IMP'S FATHER

ECUADOR, GABRIEL GARCIA MORENO

There is always nowadays problems when commenting things that happens in the international politics.
I know that to day Rafael  Correa is the president of this small South American  country called Ecuador. I know that he has been accused to reduce the freedom of the press, but I also know , that there has been very well known and contradictory presidents and political leaders during it's recent history.So  I am surprised, that they have taken this step to help a man, who says to be a press freedom messenger.Vicente Rocafuerte,Gabriel Garcia Moreno,Eloy Alfaro are some presidential names from the past and the freshest is Rafael Correa.I always mix somehow the mathematics in the politics, and when I write my EQUATION ,Ecuador/Correa+Assange x Great Britain/Cameron+Supreme Court x Sweden/raped woman+Swedish Justice and then you make a big MINUS ,WIKI LEAKS.This is really  very high level political mathematics, with a new Higg's Boson and a new ALFRED EINSTEIN explaining it .My opinion is that with this EQUATION the humanity will find a new BLACK HOLE, and I think it is in the heads of the politicians.

Jouko Ofverberg , Finnish citizen, friend of Ecuador and it's people, te quiero Quito!

A DESPERATE TELEPHONE CALL

Mr. Ofverberg called me this morning, and he sounded very desperate. He had heard in the news that Finnish economy was down 1%, and he is a  Finn, and he self declared guilty some days ago in the Siberian University's students  summer summit.Now he is regretting his confession, because he was doing it thinking Finnish economy was enough strong to support the Southern European  Holiday Budgets.He added also that he cannot be guilty of  the riots and car arsons in the French  Amiens and supermarket robberies in Spanish  Andalusia.
I as the Rector of Siberian University tried to calm him , because he was saying again and again, Rubalcava, Rubalcava, but I said to him , don't worry he is an ex-minister, he cannot blame on you more.

IMP'S FATHER

LAPONIA LIBRE,BUFFET NOCTURNAL FOR TWO

This is my way to pay tribute to Lapland and it's nature.We start from the basics, to enjoy with all your heart this Nordic cold and remote place. Take it easy, open your tastes and let the primitivism flow in your mind. Imagine the moon, the northern lights, log fire and white powdered snow. Imagine a kelo-log cabin,a wooden sauna and a bear pelt bed for two. Imagine when you dive  naked from the steamy, birch scented  Sauna in the silky snow. Imagine the food, cold smoked thin  reindeer meat slices, imagine the  fresh Teno river light salted  salmon fillets and pearly vendace caviar. Remember when you tasted first time Champagne Veuve  Clicquot ,remember when you tasted a fruity and aromatic liqueur and now you try for the first time Lignell&Piispanen Arctic Bramble liqueur with  Lapp Arctic Cloudberry sorbet .  You lay in your bed, in front of a panorama window,and the moon smiles to you and the aurora borealis dances with the stardust.
Also you need toasted Leipäjuusto cheese and barley Rieska flat bread.

CHEF THOR'S buffet nocturnal for two, best from the Aurora Borealis kitchen.

I AM GUILTY!

Mr. Ofverberg's declaration in front of the Jewish Students Youth Delegation JSYD in the Campus of Siberian University, causes a general euphoria among the multitude . First time in the European history there is a man who dares to carry the responsibility of the economical disaster. He adds, I only carry the responsibility of documents which have not been  manipulated, statistics which are real, transactions which have happened, people which have existed and work which have been done. For work and money, there is no metamorphosis, not now and never in the future. The news reach London City and the Dope Coe-Index climbs 9.63 %. All the participating students starts to open Veuve Clicquot-Ponsardin Champagne bottles and the atmosphere is full of peace and justice. They start to carry Mr.Ofverberg on their shoulders and cheer guilty!, guilty!,guilty! .One of the young Ladies says in the microphone; This is my happiest day since 14nth century Inquisition and Auto-De-Fe -days. At last European have somebody  to charge with, and later  after drinking more champagne, he admits that he is responsible also for the Finnish economical disaster in the beginning of 1990. I can only admire this humble man who could shake the world and destroy astronomical amounts money and now he is drinking  without any bad conscience  with JSYD members.

IMP'S FATHER , Rector of Siberian University

IMP'S FATHER VS. MR JOUKO OFVERBERG INTERVIEW

It was a great success to arrange this kind of interview with a political scent. I knew that I can make such questions, which Mr. Ofverberg will answer, and also that the international censors will stay out and let everybody have  a possibility to understand each other's and  make the world  more free and open for human contacts.We spoke about Julian Assange, Lagarte and IMF, Finnbogadottir and Papandreu, we tried to open the question about Charles  Darwins influence on the nowadays situation in Ecuador and on  Galapagos Islands.What a pity I just remembered, that its 130 years ago  now since Darwin died. Many thanks also to the Siberian University (Siperian Yliopisto in Finnish) for the job they had done to have it possible.One can have it translated from www.fincasofia.blogs.fi  to English with Google translator or try to  follow the Siberian University's  leaflets on this blog or follow  my news in www.siperian.yliopisto.org . when its opened again.

Sincerely Yours
IMP'S FATHER (Impin Isä)

IMP'S FATHER INTERVIEWING MR.OFVERBERG

Because of the increased stately Blog- control over text content with political aroma, Imp,s father has decided to transfer this dialogue to his Finnish Blog www.fincasofia.blogs.fi.
I hope that you can still enjoy the interview by using Google translator.

Sincerely Yours
IMP'S FATHER

HAVE YOU SEEN A REALLY HAPPY MAN?

You need to come to see me . I think I am now the happiest man in the world. I was watching the morning news form Spanish channel TV1. All was repetitions from yesterday world. I drunk my coffee and said to my wife that I will go to buy the newspaper and some ice for cold drinks. My favorite El Mundo paper was sold out , so I decided to take La Verdad. But everybody can understand that La Verdad is COOL. Too cool to me.It doesn't drill into the problems like El Mundo (24.7.2012 page 6 Finish aliens).Everybody knows that the main reason for the economical recession is Finland.I know it being a Finish Citizen. I have been long time here in Spain with few money, and my fellow countrymen has been laughing all the time my lifestyle. They can get everything free in Finland and all kind of direct help from the government, but like me here in Spain a penny less dreamer, waiting a social money transfer from my beloved state has been absolutely frustrating. My account in Banco Santander Torrevieja CCC 0049 2613 7 7 2814150409  was  closed because they never sent help to me from Finland. I have now a good  hope if my home land is helping Spain, I can get also something. I don't ask much , only some 5-6 million Euros. That is almost nothing compared with the sum which has been used to save Greece. Also my telephone numbers +34 654 940 847 and +34 696 209 575 was closed because they were tapped and I could not pay the bill of tapping which of course was not my line.(Eroski movil)  I also had an E-mail jouko@orangemail.es which became useless after I had only used it to contact Finnish Social Security and my mails blocked the Finish  Saunalahti server. And all this makes me very happy: I don't have to worry the Santander's  account's saldo, nobody can disturb me by calling my two mobiles and later Telefonica force me to pay the possible tapping, and last but not least, my E-mail is soon exploding because it is full of SPAM. My heart and soul will be with Spain and it's provinces, specially with Catalunia and Pais Vasco.

IMP'S FATHER

ARCTIC HONEY

No money, no honey. Read more about Imp's father's short opinions in Facebook. Trending now in Europe  : NO ARCTIC HONEY FOR CUCKOOS.

IMP'S FATHER  with PRIMA DE RIESGO (Hottest Latin Baby)

OFFICIAL BULLETIN OF THE PARASITE ISLANDS BO-PIG 0212

Free State of Parasite Islands Treasury,s Office,  Communication Department, Bulletin number  BO-PIG 0212, makes known as following:The Government of Parasite Islands have decided with the second annual supplement budget to invest in the infrastructure of all islands as planned ;  20.000 mill. US$. Iberian Telecronica will build a new UMTS Network System to provide each island with the newest media  technology. All hotels, ports on each island will be connected with modern optical fiber data connections.Financing is guaranteed with Euro Funds from San Natander Investing Bank.Consultorio Urdangarin Ltd. from Caiman Islands will start as an adviser to improve States water and energy independence .

Signature: Ben Schwartzgold, His Excellency, The Minister of Finance

OFFICIAL BULLETIN OF THE PARASITE ISLANDS (BO-PIG)

Free State of Parasite Islands, Prime Minister's Office,Communication Department, Bulletin number BO-PIG 0112, makes known as following:
STATE DEPARTMENT'S OFFICIAL SERVICES AND THEIR PRICES:
-obtaining nationality (NATAL) US$ 1 million
-postbox with a firm address 750 US$, maintaining 10US$/ year .  e.g. John Who, Captain Hook's Road 1 A, 00812 Captain Hook, Parasite Islands.
-Treasury's Office offer a trustworthy and experienced FRONT MAN (FM) application for difficult economical enterprises.Our min. charge is US$ 10.000 or 2.5% of the FUNDS to be renamed.
-To establish a new company is very simple, only you need to transfer  to theTreasury's Account US$ 15.000 and add text: Fictitious  Activity for Registering  the Company (FARC) and of course the company name you have chosen.
-And if you only want to register a company for a reason what so ever , send to the Treasury's Account US$ 5.000, and  add text: No Activity for Registering the Company (NARCO).
-And last but not less, the Island Revenue and Offshore Bureau (I-ROB) offer for investors individual and care taking information and trouble shooting in Insurance and Yacht and Ship Registering Bureaucracy .

Signature:  Aron Swindlersohn,  His Excellency,  Prime Minister of Parasite Islands

ANNEX to the OFFICIAL BULLETIN NR.0112
The Foreign Minister Lee Kuan Jew, has conceded a five (5) years VISA to following Spanish Citizens:
Esteban Cuesta,Enrique Arnal,Enrique Crespo,Haizea Belza,Luix Barina Garremanteria,Josep Prat and to English Citizen Bob Houliston.

Signature:Lee Kuan Jew,  His Excellency, Foreign Minister of Parasite Islands

NIQAB OF THE DEMOCRACY

Imp,s father has been very happy of the democratization of some Arab countries, on the South Coast of Mediterranean Sea.First to be very "free" was Libya  where the democracy is flourishing like a  Lotus floor in Sahara. The new  floor in the Arab rose  garden is now Egypt. The newest Rose Hybrid is called Tahrir, and every horticulturist knows how difficult it is to know the real color of the latest experiment. Mostly the hybrids grafted on squares has only one color, blood red.

IMP'S FATHER

EMBASSY OF ECUADOR IN LONDON

London 20.6.2012. No flights to Parasite Islands. There is an Australian  man searching asylum in the Embassy of Ecuador,  wanted by  both  Sweden and USA.He is hoping to have a diplomatic immunity, but he knows ,it is difficult and the answer can be no. His value as a political tool has gone down during the time he has been arrested in England. I am thinking to help him, if I only  can get him to Carcelona, I have several  secret international human right connections (UN)to find a political refugee status for him in Parasite Islands, if he only have enough funds to pay the " paper work ".But mean while waiting the reply from Quito, I can only hope for the best. Poor JA, better to start write  fiction, and not reveal nothing like I do.It took some years before  I realized it,and after that  there has been very few problems with communications and  authorities. One must understand , that you have the whole world open for surfing in Internet and following political skeletons, Lady Gagas and Sniff Your Own Stripe Celebrities.Democracy is not for thinking and trying to reveal the corrupted ones.Everybody has it's place in the Society, UNDERSTOOD! Vote and demonstrate on the streets, but stop using your brains, because they are too small to solve elitist's problems.

IMP'S FATHER Vice consul of Parasite Islands from 18.6.2012

MR.LARSEN FROM FINLAND

Sorry! Imp's father have sometimes bad memory, because of the age or starting Parkinson. On board of the flight to Parasite Islands, there was also Mr. Larsen from Finland. I think he has also  Parkinson, because he is hiding and don't remember nothing. But never the less, I recognized him on the plane, but he looked pretty worn-out. May be there are only few dollars left on the secret agent's tax free account.DDR is history, and with the collapse of this huge socialist experiment,some European leaders try to hide the truth.

IMP'S FATHER

FLIGHT 2012 FROM CARCELONA ,DESTINATION PARASITE ISLANDS, READY FOR BOARDING

This is a fictive flight from a Mediterranean country  Catania to a famous Caribbean holiday country called Parasite Islands.I am waiting at Catania Airport terminal El Parado to start my boarding. I am sitting near the checking point and hear the air hostesses speaking with each other that they must wait the flight from Norway Oslo, because an important person called David Pla, is proceeding to Parasite Islands with Caco Air Lines like me. They are discussing so eagerly that they  forget the passenger's list open for eye  , so I can read some of the names from the paper.I cannot see all  well but I remember later Ribo´,Macaya and Laporta surnames, which  I had seen in Carcelona in front pages of the local press. Later on board I take my seat and sit beside a woman, and we shake hands, and I say Jouko, and she says Judith and I say; nice to meet you.After take off, I try to order Whisky on the Rocks using Spanish language, but hostesses  say "no-comprendo", they only speak Catalan.Later above the Atlantic Ocean the captain speaks something, but because it is Catalan, I only understand that his name is Arthur More. After 10 hours flight we land at last ,at Parasite Islands Airport Captain Hook. I take it easy and wait till most of passengers has left the plain, take my hand bag and sun glasses and try to go through the customs, but the officials stop me, and take me in an interview room. It has a big window with an outside  scenery to a beautiful green Golf Course.What surprises me is a long white Cadillac Limousine in front of the terminal, and Judith going with two men with pink suite in the same car.Later after interrogating me 2 hours the officials decision is that I cannot entry the country, because I can use my languages to cause problems to a democratic one family owned country. I will be deported next day via Cancun to Carcelona. PS. (carcel=jail, caco=thief, parado=unimployed, no comprendo=not understanding, Catanian Consorcio de Aerotransporte CACO AIR LINE)

IMP'S FATHER (I hate Parasite Islands,never again to Captain Hook)

FOOTBALL OR GLADIATORS ,WHICH IS THE BLOODIEST?

I have been very concerned of the recent situation comparing two international  popular public sports  events.When I studied history, I  felt shivers, hearing what happened in Colosseum and other Roman sports Arenas .But after seeing some in Hollywood made American  historical "pink" movies, where the Gladiators fought against each others, and  there was always  less blood and damage than in a match in European football league  .Nowadays I am a FAN of BARCELONA , because there is always something more scenic and emotional,burning cars and houses and robbing shops, gives an extra value for the event, and these old Ben Hur  movies are very monotony for the new European social mass.In my future investigation, I will concentrate upon the violence  and to understand THE MASS LAW (fellow citizens with the right to vote),the situation when the minority is bleeding.

IMP,S FATHER

EDAM AND HOLLANDE

I am very fond of good cheeses , like Maasdam, Edam and Gouda.First I thought that France has a new type of Gouda for European food market. Cheap, tasty and no additives .But for my surprise it was a typical red mould Rougefeu goat cheese .

IMP'S FATHER

NOOS MY CHOOSE

The law is equal for everyone, or is it?The International Treaties and Laws are legal, or are they?The UN and Amnesty International are defending the Human Rights, or are they?For me the answer is always NO. Every instance is only trying to keep it's positions and make profit of the situation.
In Spain the son-in-law of the King is involved in an illegal money making  and tax evading economical system with it's tentacles in the political  decision process. In Argentina the president, Christina Fernandez Kirschner is nationalizing the YPF(yacimiento petrolifera fiscal) of Repsol, violating international treaties and commercial practice.
The women rights have never been really defended  in UN and inside  AI, when the practice is happening in an oil producing and monotheist religion country.
That's why I will not use the doctrines real name to avoid reprisals and future problems.Better "NOOS"ing and "BOOZE"ing.

IMP'S FATHER

BARCELONA,"MARI"-SMOKERS AND EASY-LIFE RIOTERS UNIVERSITY TOWN

Barcelona 29.2.2012, students strike, also my daughter in La Murada is not going to school to Orihuela, but in Catalonian Capital the teachers are same time  starting a demonstration carrying slogans against the budget cuts in education.Soon there is a chaos, youngsters covering their  face and destroying everything they see in front of them.Soon, more and more police cars appear with governmental special forces trying to avoid the multitude to direct  it's rage  towards  buildings and public property.Again Barcelona is burning.Last year, when 15M-movement tried  to avoid the congressmen to enter The Parliament to have an assembly,and the police intervened , it ignited the hatred and turned to "student" riots. 2011 ,when FC Barcelona  won an international CUP in football, it was riots. When Spain's  Ex Premier Jose Maria Aznar visited few years ago ,the University Campus it was riots.For me it indicates that the local students must be very strange, because the international tradition for educated people is, to discuss,to opine,to write and to research.Maybe these well fare society's  "Social babies"have been smoking  too much "Mari"and playing too much" Street fighter"  video games .

IMP'S FATHER

AHORA CAIGO, I AM FALLING FROM PISA

Ahora caigo, is Spanish and means, I am falling. Today my daughter couldn't go to school because there was pupils strike also .In Finland, if I don't take my children to school,obligatory both in Spain and Finland , I will be corrected.Here where I live ,I need to accept the Demonstrators Street  Law.Today she is studying with me Natural Science, not watching Big Brother. If the state "cuts"in education,I increase my participation in distributing  information. So simple, no strikes,no demonstrations,only LOOKING numbers of PISA-study.

IMP'S FATHER

VORSMACK WITH STASI TASTE

CHEF THOR will publish a new Vorsmack receipt within a few days in www.thorsfoodgallery.blogspot.com.Vorsmack has been a famous delicacy in the areas around the Baltic Sea. It has it's basics in Jewish and Czar's kitchen. There are still in Finland lot of civil servants, who have tasted the delicacies of IRON CURTAIN and STASI. Even some humble professors from Helsinki University, was enjoying the foretaste during the DDR period. Now I envy them, I had no opportunities to taste famous Russian Caviar and Georgian Champagne. The new receipt will be called SECRET AGENT'S VORSMACK.

IMP'S FATHER
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THEODORAKIS-ROBOT,SHAME ON YOU

We are soon 8 billion people here on this globe , and in many countries there are only "standing places", like in Male island in the Maldives.The old wild-western style "labourism" is still living 19nth century and has forgotten
it's main goal to distribute wealth between working class  all over the world like they are singing in their famous International.Mostly, during this new economical crisis epoch in the western hemisphere,the labour leaders has been typical thesis-robots repeating banal phrases from Marx Das Kapital book. Indeed 200 years ago, there was still slavery in United States and most countries had no limits for working hours, but these ages are history, and the new problem is unemployment.Several hundreds of millions of people are nowadays without job.
In Europe one reason has been the state owned mega companies, which during the 20nth century, became a protect shelter employer for a social elite, with very little productivity or none, and a good example of this, are the national airliners.There has never been any state, which really has tried to look after alternatives to replace petrol as a basic energy source. If the the countries, which today forms G8 would have started serious project 30 years ago, to develop sustainable energy alternatives, everything would look different today.I wonder, maybe the social sector has already been eating the future of our children?Anyhow, the Hellenes have done so,and now IMF, EU and the tiny Finland needs to lift them from the economical disaster, meanwhile the street rioters are burning this help.Demonstrations and strikes are the last you need in these situations,no Theodorakis-robot can imagine the pain, what a small Finish farmer feels,when he pays every PENNY to the BANK and  a TAX for the EU to fill the gap ,which Greece has made in the EU- FUNDS. Shame on you Hellenes, you have a great history, try to recover!

IMP,S FATHER

BRAIN DANCE, THESIS ROBOT ( free upload!)

My question is: what makes a state wealth? And I answer: WORK! Labor and productive work. What gnaws the public LOAF? Too large bureaucracy and too high salaries. Bureaucracy and services can only exist, when the productivity is enough strong to maintain all this society supporting jobs.(SSJ) In an open western economy
services appears and disappears according to the law of demand and supply, which reflects the economical situation of the country. And when their is an economical "high season "  in a society, the political parties tends to promise too much to win the next elections and also because the politicians are human not experts, average THESIS ROBOTS. The Europe is now paying the consequences of an irresponsible period in it's history. The bureaucracy has swollen like a dough, and the new political "BIG BROTHERS" in the governing system are like a mouldy bread, you cannot use it, and the only solution is to throw it away or is it? This is our European stage, to start my new BRAIN DANCE, which starts as follows: Thesis Robot, Thesis Robot, No,No,No-Karl Marx, Karl Marx Oh,Oh,Oh

IMP'S FATHER

El PAIS EN EL MUNDO

I have opened a new Spanish speaking diary in www.ofverberg.com. It handles same things as the Diary of IMP's Father . It's my method to open more doors against the international narrow-minded  censor-ship laws and shake hands with people who don't understand English and want to change opinions via internet.

IMP'S FATHER

ROME, YEAR 2040

Rome 11nth of July 2040. It has been heavy rains from the beginning of May.The Metro has stayed closed already for  two weeks because of mud slides. It is now 1.32 PM in front of the Colosseum, the authorities has sent specialists trying  to save the historical monument. Two minutes later there are still tourist looking the famous building ,  everybody near the Colosseum hear an earth quake resembling sound, people shout and run ,stone after stone comes down , and in 5 seconds there is only a big hill remembering  of the one of the most famous buildings in the world. Colosseum has disappeared for ever.
Paris same year in October: a tornado, with winds over 200km/h hit the Metropolitan area, and the structure of Eiffel Tower is seriously damaged.
In August 2046, a big tsunami hits the East Coast of United States.The worst consequences pays New York.
The experts explains, that because of the total melting of both North and South Pole and the ice now becoming liquid, has increased 30% the weight of the waters of Atlantic Ocean. And now the pressure against both the African and European tectonic plates, has given a push for the cortex.
Next month, one of the biggest volcanoes in the world, Katla in Iceland starts to erupt, and darkens the Northern hemisphere for six months.
These and some other spectacles has the nature prepared for the humanity to keep it busy, if the people and the states doesn't change their way of thinking and stop abusing the environment and its energy sources.
Now you can decide weather you want more phenomena like: apple size hailstones, +70 C in Athens in summer,-70 C in Madrid in  winter and dust storms in Berlin in May.
My proposal: Less Rock'n Roll and football, more worry of our Globes future, because  singing, don't worry, be happy, can be very difficult in the near future.

IMP'S FATHER